[3/18][sea] !!! BEWARE the Ides of March !!! ... SHITMAT [uk], KJ SAWKA, & hijinks!

[PulpMind]

More Back-Stabbing Gluttony from the People Who Brought You:
BurningSham & SkanksGiving! & Everything You've Ever Loved/Loathed About Life

Here Comes A Mischevious, Colossal COSTUME Carnival Of Self-Indulgent, Stomach-Pumping Mayhem!!!



MARCH 18th, 9PM - 4AM

DISCLAIMER Yes, this event used to say Shitmat. Unfortunatelly, living up to true breakcoredom, Henry lost his Passport and won't be travelling outside the UK for the next two weeks until he gets a new one. As such, I am sad to say he will not be making it out to the Ides of March. However! we're in talks to get him out for an even bigger and better party later this spring... keep your ears to the ground, and wear some protection!
And fear not... we have a replacement...

CONFIRMED IN THE COLISEUM:



MOCHIPET

- - - [LIVE] - - -
[Daly City, CA] - - - [bpitchcontrol / tigerbeat6 / schematic / daly city]
...as Julius Caesar




http://www.myspace.com/mochipet <-- tracks to preview!

Blah Blah BIO::::::

Born in Taiwan R.O.C. to rocket scientist father and kindergarten teacher mother, David Wang (a.k.a. Mochipet) did not get his start in music until the age of 15, when the urge of metal guitar overtook him in Livermore California. Rocking through a set of 2” speakers and a cheap stiletto six-string, David Wang conjured up the forces which began his music adventure.

Through out his career Mochipet has had his music released on record labels such as: Bpitchcontrol (Berlin), Tigerbeat6 and ViolentTurd (Oakland), Component (CT), ExNihilo (Belgium), Detroit Underground, Voxxx (Chemnitz), Deathsucker (UK), Intellectos (Boston), Mattress (Los Angeles), Schematic (Miami), Reconfiguration (China), and his own Daly City Records (Daly City).

Mochipet has toured throughout America and Europe in a wide variety of underground and main stage venues such as: WMF (Berlin), Paradiso (Amsterdam), Golden Pudel Klub (Hamburg), The Wormweb, Gilman (Berkley), The Smell (Los Angeles), Equalizer Festival (Rotterdam), The Echo (Los Angeles), Club6 (San Francisco), 1015 Folsom (San Francisco), Blue Cube (San Francisco), Mighty (San Francisco), Churchill's (Miami) Robtospeak Sessions (San Francisco), and Otherworld (Oakland).

He has shared the lineup with artists such as: Jack Dangers (Meat Beat Manifesto/Tino Corp.), Matmos, Kid606, Ellen Allien, Andrea Parker, DnTEL, Neotropic, Forest Green, Daedelus, Bogdan Racynski, DJ Plasticman, Otto Von Schirach, Dino Felipe, Jimmy Edgar, Mia Doi Todd, Ken Ishii, Gold Chains, Eats Tapes, Modeselektor, MachineDrum, UFO!, Doormouse, Edit, Coppe, Deceptikon, Baseck, Babyland, The Prids, Books on Tape, Greg Davis, Meanest Man Contest, Oxbow, Burmese, Murder Murder, Drop the Lime, and Phon.o, just to name more then a few…

David has also held residencies at [Eraser] Club (Los Angeles) and Trouble Club (San Francisco) along side fellow musicians: 8fm/[a]pendics shuffle, John Tejada, Pieter K, Edit, Kid606, Josh Kit Clayton, Sue Constabile, Sindri, Uprock, Matt Laszuk, Philip Sherburne, and Sutekh. He currently helps host an experimental music night called DimSum in the Greater Bay Area.

Mochipet's music has been featured and reviewed in publications such as: Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, SF Weekly, URB, and XLR8R Magazine. As well as charted and highlighted on major radio stations such as: KXLU, WFMU, KUCI, WNRN, WXYC, XFM, KDVS, KCRW, and John Peel's BBC Radio.

David's music has also caught the ears of the Sports and Skateboarding world. You may have heard his songs being featured on Fuel TV and Directv Payperview with skate legends such as: Tony Hawk, Lance Mountain, Christian Hasoi, Ray Barbee, Laban Pheidias, Jason “Weeman” Acuna, Rob Dyrdek, and Anthony Van Engelen.




KJ SAWKA

- - - [LIVE] - - -
[Seattle] - - - [Wax Orchard][State of Mind]
...as Cassius

Seeing Seattle's most illustrius performer is the only way to believe the hype.
He can play the most complex of jungle, drum'n'bass, and breakbeats utilizing
no loops and no extended samples - only his two hands and two feet.




Fukumup
[Olympia] - - - [chickenhed]
...as Brutus
DJ Fukumup has been shredding anuses (anni?)
professionally for more than 10,000 records in
the greater olympia areola. He's fucked 6 geese
since your mom won at the DMC World
Championships, and you ain't got shit to say!




KLED
- - - [LIVE] - - -
[Seattle] ... Putting the ass back in ASSROCK!
...as the Senate

KLED was arrested for breaking and entering at a milking facility.
Apparently they were milking themselves with the teet-vac and
got their testicles caught in the works. They panicked and called
911. Prepare to be rocked back to the stone age.




Sexually Active Corpse?
- - - [LIVE] - - -
[Atlanta, GA]
...as the Soothsayer

A quote from SAC? "I have pinworms crawling in my stool and scabs all over my family jewels. I'd like to meet
a starving ethiopian who will spread her legs wide open and insert a vibrator while I give her a golden shower."
He's also been known to smoke his own pubes, and you may of caught him at our last show, Skanksgiving,
giving oral pleasure to a couple brave audience "members" HAHAHA. I really don't know why we
booked him again, except that he is a.. SEXUALLY ACTIVE CORPSE?




The Sugar Skulls
[LIVE]
[Seattle] ... improving rock!

[insert bio here... they're local, they rock, they play rock, but not that cock dangling stuff..]



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WITH VISUALS BY:


WITH...
LIVE SUSPENSION!
FIRE PERFORMANCE!
.... and... THEATRICS!

PLUS!
a FULL VOMITORIUM for the +21 crowd, powered by CHICKENHEAD!!!
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Mischief! Mayhem! MURDER! It must be a traditional Roman gala of gluttony!

It's a COSTUME EXTRAVAGANZA!
Come dressed as your favorite Roman idol... an Emperor, a Goddess, a minitaur, toga... and get $5 off admission!


THE GRITS:
THIS IS A PRIVATE EVENT. If you don't know us, get to know us, or you're not invited!
MARCH 18, 9 PM to 4 AM
ALL AGES, with seperate +21 bar
$15, only $10 in Costume! (just wear a bedsheet for chrissakes!)
Check here or www.chaoslabs.org for updates
Call 206-279-7444 for directions closer to the show

[norkle]

thank god!!!

shitmat.

SHITMAT!!!

i think i just comed.

jesus christ, i don't go out much, but shitmat is not one to be passed up. if you don't know who he is already, you best find out and you best come, you won't be dissappointed!

[little terror]

*!*

[oolong]

i'm there

[PulpMind]

ACTS NOT PLAYING AT OUR PARTY



TIESTO

JOHN B

INFECTED MUSHROOM

DONALD GLAUDE

FABIO

LYNARD SKYNARD

MODEST MOUSE

METALLICA

ANI DIFRANCO

BRITTNEY SPEARS

JAY-Z

WOW! KILLER!

[kontraband]

Originally posted by PulpMind
ACTS NOT PLAYING AT OUR PARTY



TIESTO

JOHN B

INFECTED MUSHROOM

DONALD GLAUDE

FABIO

LYNARD SKYNARD

MODEST MOUSE

METALLICA

ANI DIFRANCO

BRITTNEY SPEARS

JAY-Z

WOW! KILLER!

and how!

a~

[mrtumnus]

IM THERE!!!!!!!!
BTW, book Paulblackout as your DnB headliner!!!!!!
I <3 Henry Collinz!

[thehunt]

looks crazy

Chaos Labs always have interesting shows

the Skanksgiving show was one of the wildest shows I've ever been to

[846destroyer]

Finaly some wicked fucked up Breakcore comes to the NW. This shit is goin to be INSANE!!! BIG UPS

[jessimatic]

oin the club! insulting people is fun, who doesn't like happy hardcore and Sclub7, turn the mic up louder, and let's do as many rewinds and reloads as possible!

yes, this will be the best birthday of my LIFE.

and don't forget fukumup.

the gods of hardcore will come to save the day

[norkle]

bump this one!!
bumpbumpbump
back to the tizzle yo
god bless
RAMEN WARRIOR!!!

[infradead]

yup its offical

there is a motherfuicking god!!

SHITMAT!! fuck yah

[PulpMind]

REMEMBER!!!

MUSIC IS THE SHIT


...courtesy of http://istheshit.net

- Jesiah

[YourMom]

[PulpMind]

Hot damn, look at that line up!!!

0900-1000: The Sugar Skulls
1000-1115: KLED
1115-1230: KJ Sawka
1230-0100: Sexually Active Corpse?
0100-0230: Shitmat
0230-????: Fukumup

Plus CHICKENHED in the Vomitorium!

- J

[Cethe]

oh noes!!!


this gonna be rad....jesiah. you ned any help hit me up!!

[jessimatic]

so kj sawka IS going to play?

Originally posted by PulpMind
Hot damn, look at that line up!!!

0900-1000: The Sugar Skulls
1000-1115: KLED
1115-1230: KJ Sawka
1230-0100: Sexually Active Corpse?
0100-0230: Shitmat
0230-????: Fukumup

Plus CHICKENHED in the Vomitorium!

- J

[TeRRA1013]

I CANT WAIT I CANT WAIT I CANT WAIT!

[PulpMind]

Originally posted by jessimatic
so kj sawka IS going to play?

YUP!!!
Got confirmation from his manager just a couple days ago. He'll be doing a live set for an hour+... and anyone who has seen him knows that "live" is much more than pushing play on a laptop and messing with a kaos pad

- Jesiah

[State Of Mind]

I want to chop my balls off with a chainsaw




that is all